Effekt-Unltd's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Rita: Aftermath]

sympathy flashs always suckkk

and this one is the worst....
omfg look at ur neighbourhood and u want us to feel sorry for you

ohh a few branches fell off the tree nxt to your freakin mansion?

but ofcourse who cares about the starving africans or poverty stricken indonesians?

Balstrath responds:

I think your missing the point.

[Elite]

honestly..

i honestly didnt like it... i mean the whole thing looked a little dodgy to me.
like it was put together in a few days.
i didnt like the 3d but the 2d was good
the actualy thing sucked but i loved the alternate ending =P

[Foamy: Hurricane Special]

yeh well

a few of the ppl dissed this cartoon before me and all i can say to you is... you obviously havent seen many other foamy toons... or you are not a fan... or both. if this is the case.. as it most likely is.. dont watch the cartoon and shut the hell up =D

neway foamy rulez funny ass shit.
somehow makes me think what a flash version of stand up comedy would be.
love ya work
l8a

[Bleed: Vampire Awakening]

ahh

well there are good things and albeit the cliche storyline was probly its biggest let down. My sugestion is that you scrap the whole thing and possibly salvage character designs on a completely different story. (i.e you save all your drawings and use them just in a diff cartoon).

I'de also like to knoe if u'de used a drawing tablet, your mouse, or spent a bigillion years scannin a bigillion sketches.

[kegel: stopping for gas]

not bad

it lacks many very basic things like....a play button rather than just playing or.... good voices and decent backround music.
i also think that it shoudl have been faster. Like the time spent in the gas station could have been halved and you could have added maybe another skit or funny bit in there you knoe?
it just seemed like you were trying to fill spaces of time with well....chunks of blank animation and patchy sound.

[Talon VS Salocin - Part 1]

ahh thats great but.

dude i cant beleive this.
wonderful talent
excellent art
great voice acting
nice storyline

BUT
oh my god look how gay the name is.... not to mention the name of the characters.

they are so cliche'd

and omfg just omfg the only thing that ruins this is the fuken name of the movie and the name of the chars.

[Noodles on my Back]

luvd it lol

I LOVE THIS SONG
I LOVE THIS CLIP
omfg u rule lol the only problem with this clip is that i've been singing it non stop for the last 2 days and i've copped a punch from about 70 ppl who told me to shut the hell up lol.

what a great idea...a hippo...and NOODLES!
i love u i swear ur genius lol

[Portrait of a Modern Man]

nice flash but...

look i mean seriously lol newgrounds pwnz n all but i cant help feeling embarassed wen ppl i try to get hooked on see comments like yours.....

or come be my friend at
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Thanks for checking out my cartoon.

mainly the come and be my friend LOL
i mean what does that say to me?
it sais a) you have no friends and are so desperate you are advertising for them over the internet and

b) this site is for l0oz3r5

So keep up the good work just please think bout ur comments a lil more lol but the flash was excellent.

[My Tear for London]

wel...

look we all feel bad for london and i'm not sayin nefing bout ur intention BUT.
this flash sux.
newgrounds isnt a sympathy site its an outlet for flash designers to showcase their masterpeices.
Frontpage is an honour of hard work and dedication to a flash game or movie.
Do you realise that by submitting your half assed flash u have robbed sum1 of that privelage?
i would have rather seen this flash in a few days with more graphics and better animation. rather than seeing you spend a few hours.

I thinmk the people of london deserve more time and dedication. You could have atleast worked on it for a few more days and made it far better therefore atleast HALF earning your rite to frontpage.

Frontpage isnt a showcase for human interest stories or the news. Its a showcase of the vast amount of talented flash authors willing to show their work to the public.

Today the paintwork of that ideal has been scratched.

[Right Here, Right Now]

meh?

Animation was good but story sucked n...wasnt funny
maybe a louder?
more shoking bang wen it popped?
look i dunno i just ddnt like it so stfu